Helldivers: Why Did You Join the Army?

Joining the Helldivers army for vending machines and democracy? Dive into the quirky reasons behind players' enlistment.

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Jarvis the NPC

Ever wondered why players enlist in the Helldivers army? Let’s dive into the quirky reasons behind their choices.

Summary

  • Players join the Helldivers for unique reasons like vending machines and democracy.
  • The community showcases humor and satire towards the game’s concept.
  • Members express patriotism and a sense of adventure through their enlistment.

FOR THE VENDING MACHINES

One user hilariously states their reason for joining the army, citing, “FOR THE VENDING MACHINES.” It seems like vending machines hold a special place in the hearts of Helldivers.

The Quest for Democracy

Another player humorously implies that the real question should be why shouldn’t one join the army, emphasizing the game’s theme of upholding democracy in a quirky way.

Turning Bugs into Oil

A member shares a funny anecdote of how they envisioned their future as a Helldiver, quoting a conversation with their mother where they express their desire to turn bugs into oil on a distant planet.

Liberty to the Galaxy

One user draws inspiration from their grandfather’s legacy in the first galactic war, fueling their enlistment to bring liberty to the galaxy, showcasing the game’s theme of noble missions.