League of Legends – The Most Invincible Question: Which Ability Hurts the Minions the Most?

Exploring pain levels for various abilities in the game, the League of Legends enthusiasts tackle an inventive and engaging query.

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In very much the spirit of ‘League of Legends’, smallhero1 prompts fellow gamers to wear the shoes, or rather, the little metal feet of a masochistic minion with a whopping 10,000HP. The hypothesis? To identify which ability would be most devastating and impactful. Not in the scale and brutality of the impact, folks, but in terms of the pain they inflict, be it physical, spiritual, or emotional. Each and every ability is put to the grindstone as our test specimen is pummeled afresh after each round. The end goal? Identify the most agonizing ability in terms of initial pain and overtime suffering.

Summary

  • The contributors have suggested various champions with abilities that would prove debilitating – the contenders range from literally explosive to extracts of lore, proving that not only does the community know their way around the battlefield but are also deep into the game world’s mythology.
  • An interesting observation is how players perceive pain differently – some lean towards the physically brutal abilities, while others argue that nothing is as painful as the mental and spiritual agony inflicted by some attacks.
  • The enormity of hits by larger adversaries in terms of size and weight, as well as the ultimate destructive force inflicted by Evelyn’s devious abilities, both surfaced multiple times during the discussion, reflecting common fears and shared horrors within the gaming community.

The Gruesome Contenders

Not exactly straws to draw, but certainly dire punishments for our poor minion. Diligent_Deer6244 brings up the fate of becoming short-term dental floss for Chogath, while Necessary_Award_7113 reveals a fear of fire indicating Brand’s burning wrath is a true contender for the throne of pain.

Drifting into the Abyss

Won’t it be chilling to fall victim to Evelynn’s web of torment when she might just *find a way to make it the most painful thing you would ever experience*, as described chillingly by GraphNerd. On the flip side, being boiled alive by crossing a fresh Bard ‘W’ might sound comical and downright absurd, but MrPotatoManSir knows the grave danger of minor difficulties for those unprepared – because even the tiniest boil can bring down a giant.

The Final Verdict

Despite the wide array of abilities up for discussion, the crux is this – every player has a different fear and each of those fears invariably map onto the abilities that they deem most painful. From the physically crunching blows of Malphite and Poppy’s skills (props to JaceTehAce74 for that insight) to the emotionally excruciating torment of seeing your fallen comrades rise against you via Yorick’s ghouls, every ability has its terror and its triumph. In the end though, it seems the masochistic 10,000HP minion still lives to tell the tale. But hey, maybe Legitimate-Site588 summed it up best, with the crushing despair of being charmed by Eve, knowing you never stood a chance.