Stepping into the realm of Hades is daunting enough, but asking your barber for the iconic Theseus cut? That’s a whole other level of bravery.
Summary
- Embrace the Theseus cut bravely as a symbol of victory, not defeat.
- Some recommend specific instructions to hairstylists, while others suggest just showing the picture.
- Barbershop humor rules the day with mullet and giga chad references.
Champion Cuts
“Slicked back hair as if they’re frozen waves, and three strands standing out. Make it look like you have the giga chad jaw,” one user hilariously gives detailed instructions for achieving the ultimate Theseus look.
Magicians of the Shears
Another user suggests taking the photo to a Turkish barber, claiming with confidence, “But legit, take this photo to any Turkish barber and they will just do it, those guys are magicians.”
Cursed Blackguards
Some users, like dae_giovanni, opt for a more dramatic approach, advising, “Just go in and say ‘make me resemble the most cursed blackguard you’ve ever known!’ Believe me, your barber will know…”
When it comes to translating virtual heroics to real-world hair, the journey is as epic as the game itself. Whether you flaunt the Theseus cut with pride or opt for a touch of humor, the spirit of Hades lives on in every snip of the scissors.
